hung down, and he looked a little depressed. What about you,
Bill? Dale asked as he prodded Bill with his left elbow. You
have any date with a girl or something?Ah,
not really, sighed Bill. Havent gone on a date with a girl
in four years.Dang,
man, you gotta get out more, man, talk about getting a dang ol
girl to take out somewhere, man, you know what Im sayin?
right for me, Bill said. Ive tried going out with girls,
but none of them like me.Oh,
come on, Bill, Hank said. Theres got to be somebody out
there that likes you.Not
me, Bill said. He dropped his beer on the ground and trudged off
to his house, which was next door to Hanks. The rest of the beer
from the can poured out into the grass.Hank
sighed. Weve got to do something to get Bill a girlfriend.
Hes still depressed from the time his wife dumped him and from all
the times that other girls have turned him down. I hate to see him
Dale said. But what can we do? he said.Well,
we could fix him with a girl, I guess, Hank said.Where
are we going to find him a girl? pondered Dale.Dang,
man, I heard they just opened a dang ol singles bar in downtown
Arlen, man. Talk about cool, man. We could take dang ol Bill
down there and let him mingle, know...