...range jacket with
matching sweatpants."Like my new costume dad?"
asked Bobby."What are you supposed to be?"
asked Hank."I'm Naruto! The guy from my
book!" replied Bobby."Well what is he?" asked
Hank."A ninja." replied Bobby."You are not a ninja!" said
Hank exasperatedly."I know, but it's fun to dress up
like one. I was thinking that maybe tomorrow I could dress up as
Gaara!" said Bobby."Get in the house now and change!"
ordered Hank.As Bobby went inside, Hank sighed and
muttered "That boy aint right.""What ever happened to the dang ol
oldtimes man when ninjas dressed in dang ol black man and went Chop!
Chop! Chop!?" asked Boomhauer."It won't be long before the
government starts brainwashing children into thinking they're ninjas
and then having them destroy all of the propane." rambled Dale."Dammit Dale! If you don't shut
up, I'm gonna kick your ass!" shouted Hank."Fine! Now that Bobby's a ninja,
I'll just have him protect me." replied Dale."For the last time, the boy is not
a ninja!" yelled Hank. He stormed out of the alley and walked
into his house and into Bobby's room."Now son, I'm glad you're reading
but-" began Hank as he opened the door, but stopped when he saw
that Bobby was making weird hand gestures."What are you doing?" asked
replied Bobby. "I'm trying to cr...