...om behind her.
"Sailing, sailing over the bounding sea."
Alice turned around to see a Dodo bird. The Dodo was standing atop a Toucan's
feet that were floating upside down on the waves; a parrot was pushing them
along. The three birds formed some sort of strange boat. It was the strangest
sight she'd ever seen.
"Am I high?" she asked herself reasonably. Then she remembered that she'd
already seen a talking bunny and a horny animated door.
"Mr. Dodo, Mr. Dodo over here!"
"What I say here that's Captain Dodo and what are you doing out here all
alone without a boat? And naked! The water is freezing. Are you daft? Have
you gone all mental?" Captain Dodo asked.
"I say captain we better steer clear of her she might be stark raving mad."
The parrot interjected.
"Please captain. I'm stuck out here. I don't want to drown." Alice pleaded.
"Well it's the duty of any honorable captain to help out a sailor cast over
board. Here you go hop right up on the captains lap." The captain said.
Once on his lap Alice could feel his raging hard on through his feathers, but
she didn't care because at least she was getting out of a nasty predicament.
"Thank you." She said.