"Is that so? Well I'm in the middle of a party and I don't feel much like
stopping so I can give out directions buuuuuut maybe if you party with us
I'll feel like pointing out to you what you need to know." He said. He
patted his lap. "Sit on poppa's lap and have a beer."
Alice shrugged. The Hatter was creepy but she'd certainly done worse on her
trip through Wonderland. Alice made her way over to the Hatters seat and
then sat on his lap as requested. The wolf grabbed a pitcher and filled
everybody's mugs with beer. After that the Hatter felt that it was necessary
to make introductions.
"Well Alice the big hairy dude is BB Wolf, the girl in the red is miss Hood,
followed by the twins Hansel and Gretel and lastly you got Bo Peep." Said the
"Hey." Said Alice.
"Well shall we proceed directly to the orgy?" Asked the Hatter.
"What?" Asked Alice.
"This is an orgy party baby. We're all gonna get naked and get some hot nasty
sex going." The Hatter informed her.
"Oh jeez it's a non-stop orgy in this weird ass world already the actual
declaration of an orgy commencement is just plain redundant." Alice said.
So far nobody in Wonderland would do anything unless Alice slept with them
The hatter scratched his neck and looked thoroughly confused. "Baby you just
used like three big words and I'm not totally familiar with them."
Alice rolled her eyes. "Oh just never mind."