...ab her vibrator and go to work right then & there. But she’s quickly reminded that she’s not alone in the house, when she hears her husband.
“PEEEEEJAYYYYYY!!!!!!” Yells Pete. “What did I tell you about watching cartoons on my Big Screen?”
She groans in disapproval. “My loving husband, everyone.” She says to herself, before standing up off her bed. She grabs her robe off of the door and heads out of the room. The first thing she sees when she gets out into the hallway is Pistol chasing down the family dog, Chainsaw, for another game of Tea Party. As she walks down her stairs, she sees Pete fully dressed, rushing through the house.
“Hi Peg! Bye Peg! Can’t Talk! No time for Breakfast! Got to go to work!” He says in a rush. Peg leans towards him and puckers her lips, expecting a goodbye kiss. She’s left hanging as Pete speeds right past, slamming the door shut behind him.
“Bye, Pete.” She says, knowing he doesn’t hear her. Feeling dejected, she walks over to the kitchen and begins to make herself a cup of coffee. As she fixes her cup, P.J. comes storming down the stairs and out of the door.
“Bye Mom! Love you! Going to hang out with Max! See ya!” He says before leaving. She just shakes her head as she pours herself a cup.
“Just like his father.” She says. “At least he says he still loves me.” With that, she takes her cup and walks into the living room. Pistol speeds pa...