...maybe he has! Hinata, has Kiba ever tried to do anything scandalous to you?"
During this semi-monologue Hinata's face had been getting hotter and hotter until not she could feel the sweat between herself and the phone. She knew Naruto was expecting her to answer him, but all she could manage was a high-pitched noise from the back of her throat.
Apparently Naruto either took that as a 'No', or the question had been half rhetorical, because he rambled on, "No, he wouldn't. Kiba's too cool to be a rapist. Or maybe he's not cool enough to be a rapist! No. That wasn't nice. That was a bad thing to say. Rape is bad. Rape is a way to hurt people. I shouldn't have said that about Kiba. Kiba's cool. He has a dog. He has a ninja dog! How kick-ass is that? A freaking ninja dog! Ninjas are ninja. I wish I was a ninja."
"You are a ninja," Sai informed him.
"Holy shit, that's right!" Naruto yelled, almost blasting Hinata's eardrums out. "I totally forgot! I was distracted by… What was I talking about? Oh yeah, Kiba wanting to nail Hinata! I know Kiba isn't the only guy who wants to eat Hinata's pussy. What other guys do I know? Uh… There's Sai and Lee. Well they're gay, so they don'...