...ey, hey you.
Woman. I demand that you change my diaper right away. Its like
Willy Wonkas Chocolate factory down there.Lois: Alright Stewie,
but try and hold it in for god sake, youre like a pooping machine.Stewie: How dare you
call me a pooping machine? I am an infant, and I shall remain like
this until the fat one teaches me to use the bathrooms facilities.
Not like that incident we had last time.(Flashback: Peter is
changing Stewie)Peter: Oh my, what a
dirty, dirty diaper. Stewie, did you fall in mud or something?Stewie: Are you really
that stupid?Peter: Oh my god. It
stinks like crap. Were you at the farm or something?Stewie: Ah, you
blundering idiot. Is your original form before evolution a stapler?
GOD!(Flashback ends. Scene
cuts to Meg and Peter on the 18th hole)Meg: Alright, so whats
the score?Peter: (looks at score
card and sees Meg is 31 and Peter is +23) Youre 31 and Im
+23.Meg: What does that
mean?Peter: You mean you
dont know? I do! I win.Meg: Oh. Alright, can
you take me to a real club now?Peter: Yes. Where do
you want to go?Meg: Quagmire told me
about a cool place. Lets go there.Peter: Alright. I hope
its not like that last club I was at in San Francisco.(Flashback to Peter
walking into a club called The Pink Flamingo. He walks...