...x it, commented Tyler.Just
then, Phil, Tyler, and Joe saw four men walking their way. It was
Hank and the others! Hank walked forward. Are you our
competitors? he asked.Yes,
we are, Phil said. Technically I am, though. Allow me to
introduce myself. My name is Phil Harris, Jr., and Im a diesel
Hank Hill, and I sell propane and propane accessories, Hank said.
Hank and Phil then shook hands. Is that your pit crew?Yes.
This is Tyler and Joe, said Phil.Well,
these guys are my pit crew, Hank said, referring to Dale, Bill,
and Boomhauer. Their names are Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, and
meeting you, Phil said. So, tell me about your tractor.Well,
it can go well up to 30 miles per hour, so youd better watch out!
Hank laughed. I dont think anyone can beat that!I
can, Phil said flatly. Hank looked shocked. My mower can go
up to 40 miles per hour.F-f-forty
miles per hour! gasped Hank. Oh my god Hank then
fainted on the spot.Back
home, Hank paced the floor of his living room. I cant believe
that someone will easily be able to outrace my lawn mower! Ive
gotta do something to stop that guybut what? Hank wondered.Oh,
Hank, dont worry about it, Peggy said, walking into the room.
Its just a race.Just
a race? I want to redeem myself this year. That last ...