"No, no, no! I'm sorry, I've lost something and now can't seem to find it.
Believe me, I'm happy your here. It always makes me happy when you're
around," Irvine said smiling.
"You're good, you know that? You almost had me there, but I know better."
"Know better???" Irvine asked with a confused look on his face.
"Oh come on Irvine, you know you're always trying to sweet talk girls with
the vain hope of getting them into bed or in the very least getting a peek."
"Ugh... Come on Selphie, give me more credit than that."
"The day you stop looking at every girl that walks by, then I will. Until
"You can't be serious. Every guy likes looking at good looking girls. Hell,
even Squall looks at Rinoa when he can."
"Yeah, but the difference between Squall and you is that Rinoa is the only
one female he looks at. You on the other hand look at Rinoa, Quistis, me, and
whoever else happens to be around. Hell you've even looked at Fuujin!"
"Ok fine. You're right Selphie. You win. I'm just a big raging pervert.
Now would you just please leave? I've got something to find."
"Uh huh. It wouldn't happen to be this, would it?" Selphie asked as she
held up the dirty magazine Irvine had left for Squall and Rinoa to find while
they were on their dinner date.
"Jesus Selphie ...