... holder is
either blue or has blue on it!""Yes...
But which one?" asked Peter."AAAARGH!!!"(Back
to the store)"What
was that?" asked Meg."I
dunno," said Zack, "Kinda sounded like your mom. Anyway can
we go now? We've been searching for an hour.""Well
we wound be gone if someone would stop criticising every dress I
wore," said Meg."Sorry,
but I don't really want my girlfriend dressing up like a hooker,"
after this, maybe you can help me pick out some underwear," said
Let's not go there," said Zack, "Remember, we said we would
not tempt each other for sex until you turned 18.""Okay,
then we'll go to the movies instead," said Meg as she and Zack
walked to the counter.(back
inside the clothes holder)"Peter,
I think they became a couple last night!" said Lois, "Meg
is dating a 20 year old.""Did
you guess what it was?" asked Peter."Are
you still on that game," asked Lois in annoyance, "Our
daughter is involved in statutory rape. Come one!""Okay,
it was the blue khakis," said Peter as he and Lois headed out,
"And the term is Statutory surprise sex. And they did say they
weren't actually having sex.""Still,
he's too old for Meg," said Lois, "I want her with someone
close to her age.""Like,
who? What teenager in Quahog would want to go out with Meg other than
Niel Goldman? I say as long as she's happy we should leave it at
are you CARING about Meg?" asked Lois."What?
Can't a father care about the feelings o...