.... "Yeah Huey a smart mutha fucka, but he's a hater. Riley ain't no hater, plus he gets waaaaaay mo' pussy dan Huey."
"I thought he was going out with you." Jazmine said.
"I know, and I give him mo' pussy dan you give Huey what's yo point?" Cindy said. "Also I know Riley a bettah kisser."
"No he isn't!" Jazmine said. "When Huey kisses me I feel like I'm on top of the world, like no matter what we'll be together forever."
Cindy gave her a look. "Gurl I done kissed dat nigga befo' and I gatta say he ain't all dat," Cindy said.
"Huh? When did you two kiss?" Jazmine asked.
"Rememba dat one time we went to da beach an' I almost drowned cuz I wuz tryna surf an' Huey helped me out?"
"Cindy, that's CPR."
"And? Da niggas lips were attacthed ta mine so we kissed." Cindy said. "And don't get me started on how Reezy bettah dan Huey in bed."
"What?" Jazmine nearly screamed. "No one can compete with Huey in bed, he's amazing when it comes to that!"
"How many otha niggas you fucked?" Cindy asked.
"None, but that's not the point." Jazmine said. "The point is that Huey fucks better than Riley, and he's bigger."
"Aw hell naw you did not just call mah man small!" Cindy said actually offended.
"I never said that," Jazmine corrected. "What I said was...