... BEER ON THE WALL,TEN
MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER-All
right, all right! Heres a burger joint, are you happy! Dadscreamed
in frustration. They stopped at the restaurant...George:
Hey! He stole that from a Calvin and Hobbes strip!...and
went in. Mom and Dad got salads while Calvin ordered an Ultra DeluxeMega
Super Triple Deluxe Mega-Size Burger. It had 10 slicesof
meat, 4 pieces of cheese, 9 tomatoes, 14 pickles, and 3 slicesof
lettuce. Wow, thats one HECK OF A BURGER! Calvinexclaimed.
Unfortunately, Dad stopped him from buying it.Archie:
If Calvin exploded he would have no one to yell at. Calvin,
if youre that hungry, Ill get you a Kids Meal! Dadyelled.
So Calvin ended up with only 1 slice of meat, and apiece
of cheese on a bun.After
lunch, it was back on the road. Calvin and Hobbes werebored
out of their skulls, and Mom was VERY grumpy. Oh, great.A
whole week without one decent cup of real coffee, or a singlenewspaper.
She said, angrily. I see you were up too late,packing.George:
said, But this build a lot of char- DONT SAYTHAT
WORD, DAD! Calvin interrupted angrily. After a while,something
bad happened. A FLAT TIRE.Uh
oh, looks like a flat. Dad said. Calvin started yellingunfriendly
words at the tire, until Mom shut him up. Calvin!No
cursing! Mom scolded. Then Dad opened the trunk to get thespare
tire, and saw nothing but Calvins comic books,3
boxes of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bomb...