Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Futurama characters, unfortunately they are owned by Fox and all that jazz. But a man can dreama man can dream.
A/N: Brought to you by the word, "ass".Professor Farnsworth shuffled through the sliding steel doors to be greeted by the usual sight of his employees slacking off. No one looked up as he entered the room and sat down at the head of the conference table. Not until he quite loudly announced there was good news did anyone pay attention, Good news everyone!
Who died this time? Bender asked, leaning back in his chair.
Ohno one important. But I do have special package for you to deliver. And dont mess this one up, were getting paid a lot of money for this! the professor warned.
You mean that green stuff that Bender always borrows? Fry asked, looking over to see Bender fingering his money.
Uhyeahborrow. Bender glanced around suspiciously.
Leela eyed the large box, wondering what they could possibly be delivering now. It wasnt as if much of anything they delivered was all that practical. Now that she thought about it, delivering one package at a time wasnt all that practical either. But her musings were left aside as the crate was dumped on the table. Fry thought he heard a faint, very faint, humming from inside.
"This should be a simple delivery", the Professor went on. It, he pointed at the crate, should be delivered to the Cowl manor residence. It is important that you deliver it to him safely, as he completely owns the tenth planet of our solar system.
Ooo, you mean that new one that was just found, Xena?. Fry interjected.
Fry, you idiot. It wasnt just found, its been known for years! Soon youll be saying theyve just found Earths third moon. And besides, Xena is a dumb name, it was changed a long time ago. Farnsworth said.
Whatd they call it?
UhI dont get it. Fry looked around quizzically.
The professor ignored him and continued talking, I believe Hermes has more to tell you, and do whatever it is I hired him for anyway.
"Ahem." Hermes stood up, glancing over an electronic notepad. "The package is to be delivered to a mon known only as Deep Cowl, who should be on de premises. He will take care of it. Also, it is very important dat you deliver it within two hours."
"Sounds like we've got no time to lose", Leela said, getting up. "Let's get crackin'."
"I don't know", Fry muttered, leaning back in hi...More Cartoon Sex Stories...
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