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Peter walked into the living room to see Brian sleeping on the rug. Peter grins to himself and tip toes toward the rug. He laughs out loud and pulls the rug from underneath Brian.
Brian awakes startled, "Peter, what the hell!?"
Peter giggles like a school girl and skips out of the room.
Stewie hears the commotion and fumbles down the stairs, he trips and face plants to the bottom.
Brian laughs at Stewie, "Moron!"
"MAMA! MOMMY! MOM! MA! MAMA! MOMMY! MA! MOM! MAMA! MOM! MA! MOMMY!"
"Jesus Christ, Stewie! Didn't we go through this before? What is it!?"
Stewie giggles like a school girl and skips out of the room.
Brian looks at Lois dead serious, "Is Stewie gay?"
Lois laughs, "No! Gosh, guess your out of luck aren't you, Briiiiiaaan?" Lois rolls on floor laughing.
"I think Stewie's gay."
"What!?" Lois sobers up immediately.
"No he's not, he's just a little baby..."
"I can't ignore the facts. He likes cooking. He likes me! He plays the guitar. He has a British accent..."
"Whatever, Brian. My children aren't gay. Except Meg."
"MOOOOOOOOM! I can hear you!" Meg yells from upstairs.
"Sure you can, sweetie." Lois yells back.
"BUT I CAN!"
"Right! Go back to playing your depressing songs."
"NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!" Meg screams and a door slams.
"Teenagers." Brian and Lois say in sync.
Peter waltzes in wearing a dress, "Oh Looooois?"
Lois turns to Peter stunned, "Peter, what the hell are you doing in my favorite dress?"
Peter bashes his eyelashes, "Tell me I'm pretty, Lois."
"You look like a fool, now take off my dress before you stretch it all out!" Lois makes her way to Peter.
"Are... are you saying I... I don't look pretty?"
"You look ridiculous!" Lois's face turns red her chest's puff's with anger.
"Sheesh, calm down, Lois. I haven't seen anybody so made since Christian Bale yelled at me on the set of the Terminator."
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