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Chapter 9: The Legend of Sinan Who Discussed Names For A Holy Object With Norm the Spirit
Five years had passed and Norm was now six. He had granted many wishes, from many masters.
A human rubbed his container. Norm came out in a funnel of teal-blue smoke.
Im Norm! said Norm brightly, The Spirit!
Humans always called him a spirit, so he assumed that he was.
The human gazed at Norm in wonder. A spirit. Spirits created the world and it was a great honor to see them.
Norm liked it when humans were amazed to see him. However, despite their joy upon seeing him, they did nothing for him and didnt seem to care either way about his needs. They expected him to do stuff for them, not vice versa.
However, Norm knew that human kids werent treated the same way he was. They were cared for and adults did stuff for them. The six-year old wondered why he was any different. Was that because he was a spirit and the human kids werent?
Who are you?
Im Sinan of the Snake tribe, said the human, bowing.
Norm noticed the Snake tribe was not the same tribe as the one he was at before.
Youve just got three wishes!
Norm had noticed that every time he involuntary snapped his fingers, the humans said, I wish. He guessed that meant that the GONGing finger snap thing was called a wish. After three GONGing finger snap things, he was always sucked back into his lamp. Therefore, humans only got three wishes.
Yeah, said Norm, pointing at the purple object he came out of, Then I get sucked back into that purple object.
Norm hated getting sucked into the purple object. The purple object was boring. He wondered if it was possible to avoid getting sucked into it. So far, if there was, he hadnt found it.
The human didnt think spirits used the phrase purple object. He thought spirits would use words infused with more holiness than that.
Norm wondered why Sinan seemed confused. Sinan did get three wishes, Norm would get sucked back into the purple object, and the purple object was purple and was an object. What could there possibly be to be confused about?
What will your first wish be?
I wish you would call the purple object by a holier name, said Sinan.
Norm was confused. What kind of wish was that? Why did the name of the purple object even matter?
Then I get sucked back into the Holy Grail, said Norm.
Sinan sighed, satisfied. Holy Grail was a good name for a holy object.
Norm felt confused. Whyd did he call the purple object the Holy Grail? He felt sure that it wasnt a holy ...More Cartoon Sex Stories...
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