It was time for a lunch break at Planet Express. Frye had his usual-a sandwich with Slurm Cola. But something was gnawing at him, and it wasnt the indigestion that Slurm gave him.
Whats the matter, Frye? Leela asked.
Yeah, you look like you lost your best friend in a poker game, Bender added.
Frye sighed. I just miss my old cola, thats all.
Well, Slurm is the only cola available on Earth now, but it comes in two hundred flavors. Leela began counting them. Orange, chocolate, mashed potatoes
Lighter fluid-my favorite, Bender chimed in.
But its not just the same! Fryes eyes misted over. Back in my day, we had the greatest cola in the world. It was called Kick Cola, and it would keep you awake for days.
Whats so great about that? Leela asked. Science has proven that humans need as much sleep as possible so they can do the jobs theyve been assigned.
Yeah, besides, they didnt even have anything for us robots back then. In fact, they barely had robots.
Oh, you people dont know what youre missing! Kick Cola was like making love to a beautiful woman-or winning every question on Jeopardy. I just wish they still made it.
Actually, they do, Dr. Zoidberg said. But its illegal. You can go to prison for even thinking about it, even.
Frye was startled by this. Why? he asked.
In the mid twenty-first century, Kick Cola and others like it were banned because of their high caffeine levels, Leela explained. Im sorry, Frye, but all of the Kick Cola was shipped out into space centuries ago. Nobody even knows where it wound up.
Thats just not fair! Frye exclaimed. Just because something can kill you doesnt mean it should be illegal! What about suicide booths? They kill people!
Yeah, but thats only if youre a hopeless loser-like you were when I first met you, Bender said. Come to think of it, youre still a loser. But I hang out with you-oh, my Robot God, Im a loser, too!
Frye ignored him. Well, I think it stinks. Y...More Cartoon Sex Stories...
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