Dislclaimer: Shakesphere I believe is in public domain, but just to let you know I dont own that or Animaniacs.
Now and know the Warners, in a scene from Shakespheres Romeo and Juilet, translated for viewers, like Wakko and Dot, have no idea what they are saying. Hymp! said Wakko and Dot.
O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Asked Dot.
Yo, Romeo? Where are you? said Yakko.
Deny thy father and refuse thy name; or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet. Said Dot.
Either its me or your dad, take your pick, said Yakko.
Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Said Wakko.
Should I talk or not make an idiot out of me? said Yakko/
Tis but thy name that is my enemy, said Dot, Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face.
O really hate your name, said Yakko, and you cant join the club because you forgot to wash your hands.
O, be some other name, Belonging to a man. What's in a name? That which we call a rose. By any other word would smell as sweet.
Ill date you if you change your name, said Yakko, But you smell better then you do now.
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name; And for thy name, which is no part of thee, Take all myself. Said Dot.
Your name sticks, get a better one, or I will keep the huge ring you gave me, said Yakko.
I take thee at thy word. Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; Henceforth I never will be Romeo, said Wakko.
You win, I will change my name from Romeo to henceforth, said Yakko.
What man art thou, that, thus bescreened in night, said Wakko.
The art you draw looks a lot better in the dark, said Yakko.
So stumblest on my counsel? said Wakko.
So what if I need twenty people to make decisions, said Yakko.
By a name, I know not how to tell thee who I am, said Wakko.
Sorry, I have amnesia, who am I, said Yakko.
My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, Because it is an enemy to thee.
I hate my name to, said Yakko.
Had I it written, I would tear the word, said Wakko.
Sorry, the list you gave? I put it into a shredder, said Yakko.
My ears have yet not drunk a hundred words, Of thy tongue's uttering, yet I know the sound, said Dot.
What? I was not listening, said Yakko
Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague? said Dot.
Your montage you made of your self on Youtube, yeah, not art, said Yakko.
Neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike, said Wakko.
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