Authors Note: Okay, so I was bored and watched the Fairly Oddlympics. Got obsessed with Fairly OddParents again and decided to write this. I couldnt resist using Anti-Cosmo. I really couldnt. D:
I dont own the Fairly OddParents. That pleasure belongs to Butch Hartman. :3
He gave her thirteen roses and all but one were real, and he told her each roses purpose. . .
The First Rose: Beginnings
The sun was shining and birds were singing and suddenly it clouded up and it started raining and Anti-Cosmo thought it really was a beautiful day for plotting.
He didnt mind the rain, obviously; he smiled to himself and leaned back in his armchair in the parlor of his cozy abode. Adjusting his monocle, he watched the heavy rain fall and splatter the windows. He grinned at the thought of the misfortune of those caught in the sudden storm, and snorted in amusement as a rumble of thunder sounded. Only someone truly stupid would go out and purposely get caught out there.
Which reminded him. . .
I gots the mail for ya, hun.
Oh good, lets oh dear.
Anti-Wanda floated in, sopping wet, holding a few equally-as-soaked envelopes. AC sighed and took out his wand, waving it and clearing the water from Anti-Wanda and the mail. You could have just poofed it into the house, you know. he muttered, shaking his head, though he was smiling nevertheless. The swirly-haired Anti-Fairy thanked him and handed over all but one of the letters.
Thisun is mines. She said simply.
Anti-Cosmo nodded and looked through the mail, most of which were bills or advertisements addressed to the two of them. He paused at the last envelope in the stack. Hello. . . whats this? he murmured curiously, picking up a nearby letter opener. He slit the envelope and took out the paper within, brow furrowed as he skimmed through it. Something didnt seem right with this letter; he frowned and looked up from the piece of paper.
Dear, let me see your letter please. . .
Anti-Wanda handed him the letter and he skimmed through...More Cartoon Sex Stories...
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